While everyone else has been getting their panties in a twist about Gone Girl, just know that three nights ago I got to the part in A Storm of Swords where some REALLY TERRIBLE SHIT happens. Since then, this is me at the end of every chapter:

And to make matters worse, last night I had a nightmare where I was kidnapped and tortured by The Hound. And not, you know, Fifty Shades of Grey sort of torture. TORTURE torture.

Shit is getting real, y’all. 

Super Mario Brothers Game of Thrones Map
Beware — Bowser is coming. 

Super Mario Brothers Game of Thrones Map

Beware — Bowser is coming. 

luciwithani said: Your turn. FMK: Theon, The Hound, Viserys.

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. 

F: Viserys if only because I probably wouldn’t get an STD from fucking him, whereas I would TOTALLY get syphillis from Theon. 

M: I unabashedly love The Hound. I will not apologize for it. I love his fear of fire, I love his brother issues, I love everything about him. (The Dude is moderately concerned by this.) But even if you don’t, could you imagine spending your life with one of the other two? NO THANKS. 

K: I don’t particularly hate Theon because he’s more of an idiot than anything else, but he’s here by process of elimination. And killing him would actually be pretty satisfying, I feel. 

I finally succumbed to the Call Me Maybe phenomenon this weekend, and this is what I have to show for it.
Also, I spent way too long trying to come up with this than I care to admit. 

I finally succumbed to the Call Me Maybe phenomenon this weekend, and this is what I have to show for it.

Also, I spent way too long trying to come up with this than I care to admit. 

Arya Stark / Maisie Williams, the actress who plays her, out of character. 
THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. 
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Arya Stark / Maisie Williams, the actress who plays her, out of character. 

THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. 

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There was not NEARLY enough Arya Stark in tonight’s episode. MORE ARYA STARK, HBO, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
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There was not NEARLY enough Arya Stark in tonight’s episode. MORE ARYA STARK, HBO, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

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