While everyone else has been getting their panties in a twist about Gone Girl, just know that three nights ago I got to the part in A Storm of Swords where some REALLY TERRIBLE SHIT happens. Since then, this is me at the end of every chapter:
And to make matters worse, last night I had a nightmare where I was kidnapped and tortured by The Hound. And not, you know, Fifty Shades of Grey sort of torture. TORTURE torture.
Shit is getting real, y’all.
Beware — Bowser is coming.
luciwithani asked: Your turn. FMK: Theon, The Hound, Viserys.
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
F: Viserys if only because I probably wouldn’t get an STD from fucking him, whereas I would TOTALLY get syphillis from Theon.
M: I unabashedly love The Hound. I will not apologize for it. I love his fear of fire, I love his brother issues, I love everything about him. (The Dude is moderately concerned by this.) But even if you don’t, could you imagine spending your life with one of the other two? NO THANKS.
K: I don’t particularly hate Theon because he’s more of an idiot than anything else, but he’s here by process of elimination. And killing him would actually be pretty satisfying, I feel.
Arya Stark / Maisie Williams, the actress who plays her, out of character.
THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.