Full Credit For Being Alive

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Fuck you, pine nuts.  I ate a salad on Saturday that had a ton of pine nuts in it. I can’t remember the last time I ate pine nuts before then. And the taste in my mouth matches these descriptions perfectly.  So, instead of having cancer or being pregnant, everything I eat for the next two to four week will taste like charred garbage. WHICH IS JUST AWESOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH, PINE NUTS. IT’S NOT LIKE I LOVE FOOD OR ANYTHING. I mean, I suppose this is better than a tumor or a pregnancy, BUT NOT BY MUCH AM I RIGHT? God damn it.   Read a full article about why pine nuts are THE WORST NUT IN THE WORLD here. And thanks to Momagus, Messily and The Dude for finding this out.

Fuck you, pine nuts. 

I ate a salad on Saturday that had a ton of pine nuts in it. I can’t remember the last time I ate pine nuts before then. And the taste in my mouth matches these descriptions perfectly. 

So, instead of having cancer or being pregnant, everything I eat for the next two to four week will taste like charred garbage. WHICH IS JUST AWESOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH, PINE NUTS. IT’S NOT LIKE I LOVE FOOD OR ANYTHING. I mean, I suppose this is better than a tumor or a pregnancy, BUT NOT BY MUCH AM I RIGHT?

God damn it.  

Read a full article about why pine nuts are THE WORST NUT IN THE WORLD here. And thanks to Momagus, Messily and The Dude for finding this out.

  1. michaeltwilcox reblogged this from fullcredit and added:
    decide which i hate worse: eating...eating too many sour patch kids
  2. meredithbklyn said: wow. mystery solved!
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