It was all very well to say “Drink me,” but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. “No, I’ll look first,” she said, “and see whether it’s marked ‘poison’ or not”; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them….However, this bottle was not marked “poison,” so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast), she very soon finished it off. “What a curious feeling!” said Alice; “I must be shutting up like a telescope.”

It was all very well to say “Drink me,” but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. “No, I’ll look first,” she said, “and see whether it’s marked ‘poison’ or not”; for she had read several nice little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them….However, this bottle was not marked “poison,” so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast), she very soon finished it off. “What a curious feeling!” said Alice; “I must be shutting up like a telescope.”

  1. baucomblog said: Chlorophyll?… more like Borophyll. (the one and only time I will quote Adam Sandler)
  2. dailybaxter said: My doula just indicated that she’d be bringing me chlorophyll to down for the last couple months of pregnancy. She says it will eliminate acid reflux and heartburn? Must be a magic potion…
  3. meredithbklyn said: at first i thought it said “chocolate elixir” and i was like, well that isn’t so bad! why would it turn her tongue green? but chlorophyll. oh.
  4. thekimenator said: love it. DRINK ME. You look very healthy Julia.
  5. glitterandshade said: god damn i love you.
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