Today in Idiotic Facebook Status Updates

[Redacted] ¬†Tonight [Redacted’s son] asked to sit on the toilet and actually went poo! Apparently it was a good thing [son] pooped in the bathtub yesterday because now he must be more aware!

STOP IT DO YOU HEAR ME JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW

  1. littlelaur said: why. just why.
  2. garlichpress said: i hate this so much.
  3. wanderlusternyc said: Eww. I hate people. Just be happy there was no photographic evidence.
  4. profashional said: gross.
  5. sitnexttolynn said: Me thinks you need to clean out your friend’s list. These status’ are even more insipid than the ones on my newsfeed….
  6. jackiebarnes said: WHAT?!
  7. shanapreferspajamas said: UNSUBSCRIBE.
  8. canttuchthis said: JFC. unfriend.
  9. meesharose said: what makes people think this is okay? It’s just not.
  10. kimbaland said: stop it stop it STOP IT! (them not you)
  11. luciwithani said: WHYYYYYYYYYYY
  12. cynicismandspunk said: oh lawd.
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