Today in Idiotic Facebook Status Updates
[Redacted] Tonight [Redacted’s son] asked to sit on the toilet and actually went poo! Apparently it was a good thing [son] pooped in the bathtub yesterday because now he must be more aware!
STOP IT DO YOU HEAR ME JUST STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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littlelaur said:
why. just why.
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garlichpress said:
i hate this so much.
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quarterlifecoe said:
I literally just cringed. This is painful to witness.
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wanderlusternyc said:
Eww. I hate people. Just be happy there was no photographic evidence.
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profashional said:
gross.
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sitnexttolynn said:
Me thinks you need to clean out your friend’s list. These status’ are even more insipid than the ones on my newsfeed….
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jackiebarnes said:
WHAT?!
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shanapreferspajamas said:
UNSUBSCRIBE.
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canttuchthis said:
JFC. unfriend.
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meesharose said:
what makes people think this is okay? It’s just not.
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kimbaland said:
stop it stop it STOP IT! (them not you)
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luciwithani said:
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
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cynicismandspunk said:
oh lawd.
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