profashional asked: You are forced into a situation in which you either have to give up cheese or whiskey forever. Which do you choose?

Whiskey. Definitely whiskey. Because, although whiskey is delicious, amazing, and probably has at least one or two actual health benefits,* it can be replaced with wine or gin or beer in a pinch. But there is simply no replacement for cheese. 

*Ask the Irish. They’d all be dead by now if it didn’t. 

  1. sasstashticsparkles said: This may in fact be my worst nightmare.
  2. profashional said: plus, if you’re really drunk from the whiskey, all you want is cheese, so you’re really just fucking yourself if you choose to keep whiskey.
  3. heyjesscole said: THIS is a great answer.
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