monkeychow said: Who do you love more and why - Joe Biden or RGIII?

UGHHHHH I DON’T KNOOOOOOOOOOOW. They are both so great! SO GREAT. HOW CAN I CHOOSE? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE!!!!!!

This is like Sophie’s Choice. 

Honestly you guys, I’m not going to lie. I’ve been staring at this question for ten minutes and I have no idea how to answer it. My love for both of these men is well-documented. Even though RGIII only recently came into my life, he has done SO MUCH IN SO LITTLE TIME. But Joe Biden has always been there. He’s the "Champ" to my "Cheers." He’s a living version of The Onion. He’s my Facebook cover photo, for Christ’s sake. 

I think I’m going to have to go with Joe Biden, honestly. It pains me to do this to Robert Griffin III (and I’m sure, since he’s obviously a reader, he will take it personally), but Joey B has had a place in my heart for decades. 

That said, if RGIII ever runs for office, my brain will literally explode. 

  1. meredithbklyn said: Fully endorse this choice
  2. lizlemon said: This changes if RG3 gets y’all to a superbowl, yes?
  3. arizonalady said: THIS TIMES 10000000
  4. accidentalextrovert said: Excellent question, excellent answer. p.s. Your coozies are going in the mail this weekend, I swear!
  5. profashional said: "a living version of the onion." yep, that is exactly it.
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