1. Reading the article in this week’s New Yorker about Dallas Wiens’ face transplant surgery. 
2. Google image searching “face transplant surgery.” 
3. Doing 1 and 2 when the left side of your face is still completely numb from the cavity you got filled this morning, rendering you completely freaked out about unintentionally chewing through your cheek before the novocaine wears off and requiring immediate face transplant surgery.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be sitting at my desk with my mouth open, making sure my teeth don’t get anywhere near my cheek and drooling all over myself.