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Apparently, that weird dude who was jumping up and down on that strange rope (eliciting gasps from my party guests whenever he landed on his crotch, which was, like, OFTEN) was actually doing something called “slacklining.” One can only hope that this becomes the next planking, leading to thousands of poorly executed Youtube videos and some new winners of next year’s Darwin Awards. 

Apparently, that weird dude who was jumping up and down on that strange rope (eliciting gasps from my party guests whenever he landed on his crotch, which was, like, OFTEN) was actually doing something called “slacklining.” One can only hope that this becomes the next planking, leading to thousands of poorly executed Youtube videos and some new winners of next year’s Darwin Awards. 

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  1. meganomalous said: someone tried to tell me that was Richard Simmons LOL
  2. the-hurricane-k-reigns-here said: Ohmy god that video is making my palms sweat and my stomach turn. HE IS INSANE.
  3. sarahcooley said: HAHAHAHA
  4. cynicismandspunk said: When I lived in Oregon there were hippies everywhere doing this all day every day because none of them had real person jobs.
  5. unicornfandancing said: There are assholes who do this in parks in denver. that city is full of these kinds of assholes.
  6. emmaleah said: hahahaha my brother asked if it was Art Garfunkel
  7. lakebandit said: the hippies who hang out in middle of campus love slacklining. its great lunchtime fun to sit out there and laugh at them.
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