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Sex Ed.

A:
I went to a talk about life by the archbishop and now I feel badly for being on birth control.
Me:
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? It is the smartest thing in the world that you can do for yourself. Unless you want a child with [guy she's been hooking up with].
A:
I guess the real point is, like, don't have sex with people you probably don't want to have a kid with.
Me:
Well that's just unrealistic.
A:
Yeah. I can't have a child with him anyway. We're not Facebook friends. Plus he's Protestant from Northern Ireland. The only thing worse than that is the British.
Me:
I think you are okay reserving judgment on whether to have a child with him until you are officially Facebook friends, religion aside.
A:
Thanks.
  1. deuscain said: o_O
  2. sarahchristine said: WAIT, WHAT? How old is this person?
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