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umcanyounot asked:
Would you rather be a lawyer or a professional surfer?
Hm. Good question! Well, since I am a logical and rational attorney, let’s do a little comparison:
Occupational Hazards of Being a Lawyer
- Inability to have any fun ever
- Ruining your eyesight from staring at the computer nonstop
- Getting a giant ass from sitting at your desk nonstop
- Cancelling all of your plans at the last minute
- Being forced to wear suits
- Attending CLEs
- Surrounding yourself with other lawyers
- Having zero control over your own life
Occupational Hazards of Being a Surfer
- Being stung by a jellyfish
- Being eaten by a shark
- Drowning
Yeah, I’m going to have to go with professional surfer on this one.
