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January 13, 2012

Paula Deen has diabetes.

Clearly, this is the natural conclusion of this meme.

Filed under Full disclosure: I don't know how to use Photoshop so I made this in MS Paint

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boggle- said: It’s been a poorly kept secret that Paula’s had diabetes for YEARS, that’s why she had to stop tasting food in the last couple years of her show. Now that Bobby’s needs viewers for his healthyish show, the ‘news’ can come out. See also: duh.
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luciwithani said: well. this is a totally unforeseen outcome.
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