Full Credit For Being Alive

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Things that my coworkers seem to think are work appropriate, but aren’t:

1. Giant Bib Necklaces

2. Strapless bandage dresses with a cardigan on top

3. Oversized print critter ties

4. Pinstripes so wide they resemble a Beetlejuice suit

Things that my coworkers seem to think are not work appropriate, but should be: 

1. Snuggies

2. Sports team print pajama pants (approved teams only)

3. Ridiculously oversized scarf-hoodie combinations

4. Grunge-era plaid

  1. georgiegirlnyc said: Number 2??????!!!!!!!! My mouth would hit the floor if I saw someone wearing that at work.
  2. uptochance reblogged this from fullcredit and added:
    This….all of this
  3. dailybaxter said: Last week I bought 3 new suits for work. Truth? They are all velour. Working from home FTW!
  4. scenes-from-my-hood said: wait wait wait, STRAPLESS DRESSES TO WORK?
  5. kataroo said: I have a snuggie in my office desk. Whatchu talking about? And I’m wearing a pretty tight dress with a cardigan on top. IT’S INCONCLUSIVE.
  6. thebluehour said: I didn’t know we worked in the same office! How about the girls who don’t wear a bra?!?!?!
  7. haygirlhay said: clubwear? for real? there needs to be a nationwide memo issued to working women that a cardigan doesn’t un-freakum any dress ever made.
  8. mariellie said: bandage dresses…hahahhaha omg.
  9. littlelg said: I had an intern this summer that wore a strapless bondage dress with a cardigan and hooker heels, then acted confused when we told her that wasn’t office appropriate. This is what’s wrong with the youth of America.
  10. iambal said: I am guilty of the strapless dress with a cardigan! but giant bib necklaces?! you can still buy those even?? ew.
  11. mavieenrose said: who is wearing a bandage dress to work??? also i really feel like law firms should be the one place where wearing a snuggie to work should be appropriate - i mean you’re sitting at your desk alll day and late into the night.
  12. mar-see-ah said: NO. Bandage dresses? I mean I dressed like a whore at work, but I would never have gone that far.
  13. losingweightinthecity said: I agree with 1&2, COMPLETELY DISAGREE on 3. Also, if said print-critter-tie-wearing coworkers are young and single, send them my way!