1. Bobby Big Wheel’s Analysis of Heather’s Life Choices:

Lady Manderly says it’s difficult to have a relationship because she’s so “career focused”  Yeah, that and you’re a bitch.  That’s like saying “oh, I’m single because I’m too career driven and flesh eating bacteria ate away my face”

2. Videogum Gabe’s Explanation of the Quick Fire Challenge: 

This week, Top Chef fans are going to TWEET the challenge at them LIVE. Ugh. UNFOLLOW! Other Chris explains that this is great because at his restaurant they actually tweet at each other in the kitchen and have a live feed of the food they’re serving. Wait, what? He says it’s a great way to get the customers excited about the dining experience, but again, that is not true. If I walked into a restaurant and found out the chefs were tweeting at each other and posting pictures of the food to instagram I would BURN THE RESTAURANT TO THE GROUND.

* Full Disclosure: These are the only two recaps I read. STILL.