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Pretty Bad: You set up a twitter account for your infant child.
Bad: You mention your infant child’s twitter user name in your own tweets.
Worse: You write tweets under your infant child’s twitter user name.
Worst: You retweet your infant child’s tweets under your own user name, adding your own RT commentary about what a “brave little girl” your infant child is.
Unforgivable: Your infant child “tweets” pro-life propaganda.
The Internet has been super fun and all, you guys, but I think it’s time to shut her down.
