If you are a lawyer who regularly chooses to use Lexis instead of Westlaw, I will consider you to be a sociopath with no capacity to love.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you with the ultimate in glam rock slug wear: David Bowie/Tilda Swinton leggings. They cost a mere thirty American dollars, there are only 1,000 of them being made, and they are LEGGINGS WITH TILDA SWINTON AND DAVID BOWIE’S FACES IMPRINTED ALL OVER THEM WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW???
David Bowie/Tilda Swinton leggings.
I hope you guys like these because this is what I’m buying EVERYONE for Christmas.
[Redacted] Today is the 6 month anniversary of the day that I quit Biglaw. I think the formerly permanent bags under my eyes have finally faded. Oh, and I’m finally happy!
This Facebook update should come with a Surgeon General’s Warning: DO NOT READ WHILE STILL EMPLOYED BY A LARGE LAW FIRM. DOING SO WILL LEAD TO ULCERS, INSOMNIA, AND CRIPPLING QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
The lies we tell ourselves.
"My client is not a loose cannon. Don’t be silly — he isn’t a cannon at all! He obviously is a handgun with the safety off."
This. Fucking. Day.
I just successfully made eggs florentine. For myself. In my own kitchen.
I feel like I can take over the motherfucking world.
Please never let your children think that their love isn’t enough of a reason for you to get out of bed every morning.
Please don’t let them believe that their existence doesn’t give your life any meaning.
Please get help if you need it. Not just for yourself, but for your children too.
Anyone who says that they don’t check out other people’s form during group exercise classes is either (1) lying or (2) blind.
How I decide on a bottle of wine when The Dude is in town:
- Do we want something sweet and fruity?
- Do we want something spicy or dry?
- Will it go well with our meal?
- Will we both like it?
- Have we had this wine before?
- Does it need to be decanted first?
How I decide on a bottle of wine when The Dude is out of town:
- does this taste like balsamic vinegar y/n