Oh but I live in New York. We cannot agree with you more! You do live in New York, and this condition will make up half of your conversations. Did you know things are expensive in New York, and that it is busy, and people really enjoy discussing how intense everything is? Oh my god, that branding meeting? It was like THE FALLUJAH OF BRANDING MEETINGS. The actual Fallujah of branding meetings was in Fallujah. Please be quiet about New York. If we wanted to live in an expensive Habitrail for humans where we never saw the sun and spent half the time waiting in line for food, we would live in Hong Kong and bypass the freezing weather. If we wanted to be a hopeless narcissist and proclaim how awesome this was from the solitude of our apartment on Tumblr, we can now do this from anywhere on the planet. Literally, almost anywhere, and many anywhere far cheaper than New York.
Yesterday was National Peanut Butter Day? Whatever. Today is National Irish Coffee Day! So guess what’s in my seemingly comically large coffee cup?
Well, it’s just coffee, sans Irish. But, you know, I’m thinking about having an Irish coffee, and since I just got over a stomach bug, that’s really all that counts.
Just checking in to tell you that I’ve basically felt like shit for the last 48 hours, but here is a pair of pink and gold Christian Louboutin Duvette pumps and looking at them has made me feel better than all of the medicine in the world ever could.
I went for a five mile run this afternoon. I ran in twenty degree weather, on paths that weren’t entirely plowed, and on streets that were almost deserted.
If you had told me ten years ago that, at age 29, I would be surfing, snowboarding, and running in the cold — for my own enjoyment, and not because anyone had a gun to my head — I would have thought you were crazy. And yet, here I am, doing all of these things that I never thought my clumsy, awkward, nonathletic body could do.
I don’t know when I turned into this type of person. But I’m really happy that I did.
Is there a travel website where you can say “I don’t know where I want to go but I am leaving from this location and I have these days to travel and I want to spend this much money on my flight,” and then it gives you different destination options for your price range?
(If not, I am TOTALLY calling dibs on this idea for after I finish up with this whole lawyer thing.)
But for real, has anyone heard of anything like this?
Just in case anyone out there thinks that I am a surfingnatural (I know, I know, my surfing ability is all all anyone can think about these days), here are two pictures from my first lesson. I like how, in the second one, you can barely see my instructor’s head but you can still tell how annoyed he is.
I went to Northwestern because I had gone to a really nontraditional high school. I was like, ‘It’d be cool to have a traditional college experience,’” Deschanel, 32, explains. “Then I was like, ‘Oh, but none of these people understand what’s cool about me. My specialness is not appreciated in this place.’
