Apparently, Tostitos Hint-o-Lime attracts all species.
I have to go to a party tonight.
I hate parties, because I cannot read at them if the people are boring me.
Get an iPhone and check tumblr. Works for me.
I will never be able to use the word "sporadically" without thinking of "Clueless."
Am I the only one?
Reblog…Because I will always be a science geek at heart!
(A love for musical theatre and organic chemistry?! It is a wonder I didn’t get my ass kicked more often.)
Dear lord, Emily, I thought I was the only one!
(Can someone tell me why I’m a lawyer again?)
OH. EM. GEE. I forgot all about this.
“Please do not bump or jostle him.” Totally brill.
Also, HOLY CHRIST what is happening with my hair?!? This was before I discovered flat irons, apparently.
Reblog…Because I will always be a science geek at heart!
(A love for musical theatre and organic chemistry?! It is a wonder I didn’t get my ass kicked more often.)
Dear lord, Emily, I thought I was the only one!
(Can someone tell me why I’m a lawyer again?)
WHOA.
via a friend’s facebook photo.
only available in Charleston
(word on the street)
WANT.
ROADTRIP!
Last night.
I left work at 8.
I had dinner at 9.
I had dessert at 10.
I was in bed by 11.
This might not seem weird to you. But to me? This was amazing.
(via scenes-from-my-hood)
Interesting. I didn’t realize my kitchen was located in San Fran.
if you don’t like:
san francisconew yorkpictures i take on my iphone
shoes!
stories i tell (often about myself)
gay rights
cheese (the food item. especially variants on
cheddargouda)narcissistic outfit posts when i’m really bored at work
liberal politics
tar heel basketball!redskins! and uva! and other teams that are terrible but i love anyway!shoes!
sometimes gushy stories about my boyfriend
shoes!
and my adorable yet completely batshit insane family
then you’re in the wrong place.
Well put. Revised for my own blog.
Congrats to everyone who passed the NY Bar exam!
And if you didn’t pass, that’s okay. Neither did JFK Jr.
(That might be an urban legend, or just an outright lie, but I’m too busy to check.)
Just keep the force of [very stylish and very senior partner] with you all day. When you’re struggling, just conjure her Hermes scarves, her sensible pumps, her Brooks Brothers blue.
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| — | Coworker Jill, with a tip for stress relief. |
GPOYW-Halloween-with-my-friend-Erin-who-dressed-up-as-the-Blind-Melon-bee-girl-which-is-the-greatest-costume-ever edition.
Front cover, Bangor (Maine) Daily News, Wednesday, November 4, 2009.
There are people who celebrate keeping people who love each other apart. There are people who make it their pathetic life’s work to keep two people who belong together from not being together. There are people who revel in not letting others be genuinely happy, and making them feel like second-rate citizens in their own country, for the want of “preserving tradition.”
These people are assholes.
The quote on the bottom left is the worst part.
